The big night has finally arrived. You have worked nonstop for months, taken care of your sick grandpa and ran your little sister to cheerleading practice so your mom and dad could spend some time together and volunteered at the animal shelter for 6 weekends in a row. It’s time to let your hair down and have some fun. It’s time to get laid. Unfortunately, just saying so doesn’t make it more likely to happen. No matter how much you deserve it, there is no guarantee you get laid tonight. There are, however, five tried and true tips that will dramatically increase your chances of getting laid if you take them to heart.

Grooming Means More Than Soap and Water

If you’re trying to turn up in the same clothes you wore to work today, you’re not going to get much attention. If you’re trying to turn up after a quick shower and shave, your chances do not increase by much. If you really want to get laid tonight you are going to have to go for the gusto and that means a full grooming session. The shower is just the beginning. In order to make sure you get laid, take a few extra steps in the grooming process, including purchasing better products. Forget that $1 bottle of shampoo/conditioner combo you usually buy and splurge for a $10 bottle of salon products. It really does do quite a bit more for your hair than store products. The look, smell and manageability will surprise you. You don’t have to keep buying the pricey stuff. Just use it when you go out and plan to get laid. The same goes for your body wash. Use something with an exfoliate and moisturizer so your smooth and soft when you touch her. You may even want to consider a professional shave to keep all the lines straight and deter nicks and cuts.

Dress for Success

You don’t have to go out and buy $500 jeans to turn up at the club but you do have to look well put-together and aesthetic. If you have no fashion sense, ask a salesperson, your sister or someone you trust. Ask your best-dressed guy friend or an older brother who has good luck with the ladies. Just do not wear anything older than 2 years or containing any rips, stains or worn spots. Choose a look that is trendy and hip. If that makes you uncomfortable, remember that many of the hippest looks are the most classic. Dark jeans and a light oxford shirt is always appealing.

Choppers are the Cincher

Take care of your teeth. I cannot stress the importance of good teeth in getting laid. Sure, you can get laid with a mouthful of blackened stumps but the woman who goes there wont be much to look at which is why she would settle for a guy with gross teeth. Make sure to keep your teeth in nice shape everyday but on nights you go out brush, floss and perform the whole smorgasbord of dental hygiene tasks. If your teeth are really awful and you cant afford a dentist, there are a variety of affordable prosthodontics you can choose from.

Wake up and Smell the…

Your smell is of uber importance when you’re trying to get laid. We aren’t talking about body odor and taking a shower but about cologne and the scent you give off when she’s near you. It is important to chose a scent that isn’t to strong and overpowering because that could have the opposite effect. A man’s scent should be earthy, musky and powerful but also appealing and attractive. You have to smell delicious. Women gravitate toward men who put a lot of work into their appearance and smelling good is part of that look. It is best to save up a little cash and purchase an authentic cologne that will last throughout the night and not smell like something you got for a dollar at a flea market. In the meantime, try one of the imposter versions of your favorite pricy scent. You will have to reapply from time to time but it’s better than smelling like a cheapskate.

Don’t Talk

OK, you can talk a little but don’t overdo it. There is a diabolical rumor going around that you have to be a gregarious, joke-filled, funny-guy to get laid. It’s true some women are into that loud mouthed guy making a scene on the dance floor but the stately, sophisticated gentleman at the corner table gets all the looks. This isn’t to say you cant be funny, charming even. You can and should! Just do not dominate the conversation or be too outlandish on the first date and risk embarrassing her.

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