Everyone knows where to take their family on vacation, or where to go if you’re single and looking to mingle. Disney World or Grandpa’s house with the kids, and a place with free-flowing drinks if you’re on your own and looking for company. But where do you take your mistress on vacation? You probably want to upgrade your game beyond the cheap hotel by the Chilis on the opposite side of town that you usually meet up at and show your lady friend what she means to you, and perhaps more importantly what you can really give her. Lucky for you AshleyMadison.com consulted 50,000 cheaters for you to help you find some destinations that will sweep her off her feet for a short weekend getaway.

Las Vegas, Nevada

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas … usually. While you may have to be careful as even the mention of Las Vegas can set off cheating warning bells, this can be easily doctored up. Tell your wife that you’re going for a weekend with the boys. If you come back looking haggard and smelling like alcohol, you have a great excuse for why. Hotels in Vegas are infamous for their hospitality as well and you can make good use of it both via room service and even laundry services as needed. Las Vegas is hopping during the summer, full of scantily clad women and refreshments by exotic pools of water. If you’re looking to cheat and don’t have a guest to bring with you, no problem! Prostitution has been legal in Nevada for over a hundred years, and it’s the perfect den of sin to find yourself a hookup in.

Los Angeles, California

Sun, sand and fun are some of the key ingredients that make up the great city of Los Angeles, and with its population of over four million odds are good that you can get lost here pretty easy. Check out Beverly Hills and the Santa Monica Pier without having to worry about bumping into your next door neighbor or your wife’s best friend. The weather can’t be beat, the food is great, and who doesn’t love Hollywood? Walk hand and hand down the Boulevard, catch a film at Mann’s Chinese Theatre or go see a live performance at the Hollywood Bowl. In Los Angeles you’re just one of the thousands of tourists who visit each day, and your better half would never be the wiser.

New York City, New York

If Los Angeles isn’t big enough for you, or if it’s too close for you, consider hiding away in the massive crowds that make up the city of New York. With its hopping night life, numerous bars and restaurants along with any number of hotels, it’s easy to have a great time on the down low in this great destination city. Infamous for its cold winters, the city is great to visit in the summer and hosts tons of festivals each year. Check out local food festivals or take a trip to the top of the Empire State building when you want to step out of the heat for a moment. New York is also a city that hosts the largest number of corporate headquarters in the country, so “going away on business” might actually be an excuse you can rely on.

The Bahamas

Is small and quiet more your style? Consider a relaxing weekend in the Bahamas. There’s no better summer destination than this chain of island that’s become synonymous with a tropical paradise and the ideal summer vacation for relaxation. Rent a small place on the beach and watch the sun rise over gorgeous blue ocean waves without the guilt or worry associated with getting caught red-handed. There are dozens of romantic activities you can do on the islands, from swimming with dolphins to scuba diving, or even just sitting on the beach with drinks in your hands as you enjoy the sun and freedom. If your wife asks how you got so tan, tell her you were out golfing with the guys. The Bahamas are also famous for their beautiful golf courses, after all.

Napa Valley, California

Aside from being made famous by the film Sideways as a cheaters paradise, Napa Valley is another quiet, romantic destination for two where you can cheat to your heart’s desire. Significantly closer than the Bahamas for most — and less likely to cause tans that may require an explanation — it’s easy to rent a small cottage for two for a long weekend of love. Go on a wine tasting tour of the valley, visit the gorgeous vineyards that dot the area and have a cozy meal at a local restaurant. Not far south is where the majority of the produce is grown for our country, so the local cuisine is as fresh as it comes.

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