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Selfies are the newest generations idea of a snapshot. Its instantaneous and editable but still, the same idea behind it all. A quick shot of life as it is in progress. It can mean nothing at all or everything in the world. It all depends on the sender and who receives it. It’s almost a magical language but everyone knows how to you use it. While it may be a universal language that everyone knows, not everyone can use it to their advantage. There are a few hints and tips for selfies that will help them take you further in the casual sex game. One important thing to know is the types of selfies that women hate the most. Slide Show: The Worst Selfies Ever Taken

Pet Selfies

Just stop. Please stop. Women hate these more than sweaty boobs in summer. It isn’t that they hate animals. Oh no. Quite the opposite. In fact, most women love animals and would actually love to see your pet. The thing is they don’t want to see you in it. The just want one or two pics a day of something you love that isn’t your own face. Don’t put your face next to your dog or cat or bird or snake. If you want a great shot of your pet for the world to see, go for it. But keep your handsome mug out of a few of them.

Gym Selfies

Seriously, dude? You just had to, despite already checking in and tagging your bro. If you had even the vaguest idea how much women hate these types of selfies you wouldn’t even tell her you’d been to the gym. It even worse when your taking pictures of your own ass. Let her do that, dude. It’s not sexy. Try just your face or maybe your triceps if you’d made some gains.

Car Selfies

Really? You seriously got in the car on your way to work at Mapco when you looked in the rearview mirror and said, Wow, I look freaking great. I gotta tell somebody. Everyone who sees your pic knows you are so in love with yourself today you had to show the world before you even put your seatbelt on. Women hate arrogance almost as bad as gym selfies so don’t screw this one up. If you look that good, you’ll look even better outside the car. Try standing next to some nature. It works.

Shirtless Selfie

This one has some criteria. If you’re at the beach or in the pool or boating, it’s probably ok. If not, we just want to know why your shirtless in the supermarket. If you have a great set of abs and women enjoy looking at them, try the tight shirt method. Less is more, as they say, and your abs are no exception. Show the muscle creases but not the real deal. Make them sweat.

Good Morning Selfie

Unless you are James Franco, I wouldn’t try it. James could take a picture of himself on the toilet and women would fawn. Regular guys don’t have it like that. We have to shower first, maybe shave. It doesn’t hurt to brush your teeth for a photo either. The sparkle shows. When a regular guy wakes up and decides he looks somewhere near Franco Quality morning material, he is usually wrong.

Sleeping Selfie

Um. Huh? You know how dumb that sounds but you do it anyway. Your asleep. But. You took a selfie. Asleep. We know you’re not asleep. It’s just so damn dumb, can we really blame women for hating these types of selfies so much?

The Sick Person Selfie

Please don’t do this. It is about as bad as the commercials with starving children and abused animals. If you’re sick, we believe you. You don’t have to prove it. Why does anyone want a picture of themselves in the worst possible physical condition in recent history? It just doesn’t make sense. It’s even worse if you have an I.V or medical staff present.

The Drunk Selfie

We know you’re a drinker. We have seen the funny beer GIF’s and the savvy cocktail memes. Do you really think it will help your cause to post pics of yourself bleary eyed, mouth wide open, flipping the bird? The answer is a resounding, no. It will not help. As a matter of fact, the more of those you post, the more text you send, the more desperate you look to women. Slide Show: Worst Drunk Text messages

The selfie game is a scary thing. You have to know what you’re getting in to or you might just make a fool of yourself. Don’t take random shots of weird crap no one cares about. Those days are over. Selfies have to be things of substance. Learn to take only the best selfies Something someone wants to see. Something interesting to the eye and the mind. Tread carefully.